13 January 2011

DIY doggie style

We have never been the sort to divide household chores along traditional gender lines. Whoever cooks (usually me, but only because I love to cook), is excused from dish duty. If I take on dusting on a Saturday morning, Chris takes the floors. Trash duty belongs to whoever is headed outside when it needs to go. I even mowed my first lawn this past summer—and liked it. (Though I admit, I always like chores that provide immediate gratification: "Look what I just did! It was long grass and now it's short grass!! I'm amazing!")

But it never occurred to us that we might also be able to split chores and DIY projects in our new home along human/canine lines as well. Truth be told, we assumed that the absence of opposable thumbs would really limit our dogs' abilities to assist in most chores and projects. Apparently it's a common misconception. Since purchasing our fixer-upper, we've learned that Téa has very definite opinions about decorating. We've also discovered a variety of unexpected tasks at which T2 excel, including but not limited to:

kitchen renovation,
"I'm telling you, fuchsia has never, ever been the fashion for cabinetry. Work with me on this, please."

closet organization,
"Nope. If you put a shoe rack in here there will definitely not be enough space leftover in which to nap. So that's a no on the shoe rack."

plumbing,
 
"It's righty-tighty, Dad, righty-tighty. You're going the wrong way! Here, let me do it."

painting, 
"All right. Enough horsing around with that camera. We've got a lot of work to get through today and I can't hold this paint brush on my own, you know."

and project management.

"Break time's over there, missy. Chop chop—back to work."


So the good news is, we ought to get this place in tip-top shape much more quickly than we had anticipated!

5 comments:

  1. Hahaha! They definitely let you know how it should be done!

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  2. LOL - those kiddos of yours are in just the right spots to watch and dictate. If I'm right on this one, they follow you wherever you're working and then find the BEST spot to observe, rather, help from?

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  3. this is hilarious. they really are earning their keep. this reminds me of the joke we always make about why we don't have any kids ("cost too much, do too little"). only it doesn't apply to dogs, apparently!

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  4. It's great to have some helping paws around to chip in with the home improvement projects. Very talented and industrious pooches!

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  5. haha. Good thing Tea was there for the plumbing work!

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